QUICK TABS FOR:
"YOU ARE THE UNAWASHED MASSES"
Dutch Missionary Records vol.1

all lyrics and music by Patrick Keller, except where otherwise noted.

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01) Alternabride Magazine
VERSE: F G C F    F G C
CHORUS: F G C F    F G C


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02) Babykisser
VERSE: F Dm F Bbm
CHORUS: Bb C F Bb
BREAK: F Bm F Bm


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03) Runaway
VERSE: A F#m D E
CHORUS: F#m E D . . . E
BREAK: D E A D


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04) Caroline Maybe / The Shrapnelles
VERSE 1&2: C Am C     C Am G
           F G  F G  F G C
           F G Am
BREAK: same as verse 2, ending in Am . . . A
VERSE 3:   D Bm D     D Bm A
           G A  G A  G A D
           G A Bm . . . B
VERSE 4:   E C#m E    E C#m B
           A B  A B  A B E
           A B C#m . . . E
           A B E
  (the trick is just move the pattern up the neck after verse 2)


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05) Army of Me  [Bjork cover]
VERSE: Am
  [bassline: A C A A* G A C A A]
CHORUS: D  E  F#m  E
  [bassline: D  C#  C]
  

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06) On The Wreck
VERSE: A (with C#m garnish)
       D A
CHORUS: A D


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07) Pet Store
VERSE: F# C#m A
BRIDGE: F# . . . F#m
CHORUS: Bm E A
BREAK: B F# Ebm A#


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08) Biffig
VERSE: B A E
CHORUS: A B E
         E B A
BREAK: A . . . E
       A . . . F# B
       
      
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09) Autumn Square
VERSE: A D  A E  A  D E
       D A  D A  D A E
       D E A D  D E A
BREAK: E A  E A  E A D E
       D E A D  D E A
       

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10) Yes No Let Go
VERSE: Eb . . . G#  Eb . . . A#
BRIDGE: G# . . . Eb  G# . . . A#
        Eb    G# G#m
        Eb  A#  Eb
CHORUS: G# . . . Eb
        G# A# Eb
BREAK: B C# D# . . . 
       F# G# A#
       

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11) The Last Line
VERSE: C  Em F
CHORUS: F   G  . . . C


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12) The Two Halves Of My Heart
ROOTSY PART:   G . . . G D 
               G . . . C D G
BLUESY PART:   G . . . C
               G . . .  
               D C G
               

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13) Hey Sarge!  [Slaughterhouse V medley]
part 1: Bake Sale For A Bomber
INTRO:     Bm         E 
           E          Bm
VERSE: A         F#        Bm        E 
       D     E        D        F#
       G . . .
CHORUS: D             F#m            Bm        E
TRANSITION: C G

part 2: Evil Princess:
VERSES:   G         C  D
BRIDGE:   Em     C    G      G
CHORUS:   C    D    G
to Break: G G# A
BREAK:  A C G . . . G G# A
           . . . Em D
        Am Bm C

part 3: outrow, with the chords of the "Completely Giving"
A C#m F#m D
D E A


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14) The Tiniest Lumberjack
(free strumming, essentially a G)
pattern: g g g  e f# e b d